you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
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I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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