The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
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I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
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The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.