I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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