is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
In America we eat man semen.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
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Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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