I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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