Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I'm at about main and main street
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
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Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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