Are we in a gay sports bar?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
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I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
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Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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