She announced her abortion via fbk
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
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I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
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We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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