Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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