I puked a lego.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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