oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
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Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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