Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
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Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
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I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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