Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
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