just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
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She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
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Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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