i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
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last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
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I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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