So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
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Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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