OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
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He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
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You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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