Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
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And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
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Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Randomize