Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
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Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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