Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Randomize
