Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
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Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
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In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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