i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
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I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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