Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
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I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
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I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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