dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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