oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
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So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
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I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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