Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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