id be glad to
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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