is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
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I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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