Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
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Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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