Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
this just has baby written all over it
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
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I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Randomize