We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
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