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• (406): View more from Montana

  Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.

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• (518): View more from New York

  It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.

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• (646): View more from New York

  Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit

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