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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Don't make out with my wife yet

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?

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• (585): View more from New York

  If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?

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