People in love make me want to vomit
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
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Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
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I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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