We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Randomize
