did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
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I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
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nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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