found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
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Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Panties = found
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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