just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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