hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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