What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
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update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
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Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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