break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.