I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
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Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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