You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
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Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.