I'm fucking your sister right now.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
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I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.