Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
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there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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