one two three fourrrrnication!
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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