I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
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Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
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My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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