I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
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theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
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gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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