i already hear my dad disowning me
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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