In the future we'll all be gay
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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