is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
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Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
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So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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