I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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