Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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